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A Typical Atypical Album

by Phil Meisner

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1.
Dr. Pepper 03:17
[Verse 1] My favorite drink has 23 flavors It quenches my thirst and is the one I savor I don't know what I'd do without it Just the thought of that makes me want to vomit [Chorus] I love Dr. Pepper It's so good to me I will drink it forever And, always feel Dr. Pepper-y [Verse 2] This beverage puts me in a good mood I like to drink it with any and all kind of food It just tastes so darn amazing Dr. Pepper makes me want to sing! [Chorus] [Bridge] [Chorus] There's nothing bad about it Except that it ain't free But that's okay I'll admit Just as long as I don't run out of money Dr. Pepper
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My Den And I 02:08
[Verse 1] When I am troubled and need a place to go A private dwelling for number uno Secret location that no one else knows My Den and I My Den and I [Verse 2] This room has everything and helps me stay relaxed My mental stamina is never over taxed Being alone means I never have to 'Act' My Den and I My Den and I [Bridge] My Den is awesome But you can't go in It provides so much fun Something magical within [Verse 3] Some call it pointless but that's just ignorance Having a hideout brings feelings so intense Bad mouth my Den and I will surely take offense My Den and I My Den and I
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[Verse 1] George Washington You are my best friend Even though your dead I know you chopped down a cherry tree But if I were you and you were me I would have chopped it down, too [Pre-Chorus] Cuz, we are one in the same I think I might even change my name (to George Washington) And we are both a model of a man Plus I kind of look like you [Chorus] You're our first president You set the precendent For being really cool I learned about your past In my history class Because I am no fool [Verse 2] You crossed the Delaware You have false teeth and white hair And you're on the dollar bill They wanted you to be the king But you just said, “I'll be the next best thing And only stay for two terms” [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] I am no fool You're really cool You're really cool
4.
[Verse 1] Those little kittens are so cute Because they are small They're so furry and curious Their lack of motor skills make them fall [Chorus] Kittens, you are so sweet I love it when you purr and lay down on my feet Your whiskers tickle my face It's kinda funny when they lick themselves all over the place [Verse 2] They can't open their eyes They've got a short attention span They play fight with their siblings They are so tiny they fit inside of my hand [Chorus]
5.
[Verse 1] I cannot grow A full beard It grows in patchy And it looks real weird [Chorus] I wish I looked like a grizzly man I wish I could live out my bearded plans Alas, there's one thing I know A beard, on me, shall never grow [Verse 2] I cannot prove My manliness Because my beard doesn't It does not exist [Chorus] [Bridge] The peach fuzz and the stubble Is my cause of suffering If my facial hair would double I could do anything [Final Chorus] I hope I look like a grizzly man I know I would live out my bearded plans Alas there's one thing I hope A beard, on me, will grow A beard, on me, will grow
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My old dear friend, what happened in the end? Who ever guessed that this would come to pass? So full of love or just delirious? Try so hard to gain just to throw away I made a mistake, apologized for days You can't forgive but you are not perfect Stubborn 'til the end your logic makes no sense I can't argue there's no getting through to you Hypocritical guy You always are right Wrong you cannot do 'Cuz in your mind its true The perfect one is you What I presumed Turned out to be true All that I can do Is say 'Goodbye' to you
7.
[Verse 1] I've danced all the monsters away But things between us are still not okay I've grown a lot since then I'm still wondering if things will be the same and when? [Verse 2] The fighting always ended so bad Thinking about it now, makes me sad I'm sorry for things I did and said I wish that this part of me had never existed [Chorus] Forgive me I know how stupid I was Believe me I did things just because I'm sorry I'll try to patch this mistake Don't worry That'll be the last thing that I make
8.
[Verse 1] It must be hard to go unnoticed all the time That's not a good life I can't imagine what it's like to never be seen In the light [Chorus] Invisible man You are my inspiration Invisible man Invisible man When times are tough I know that you Will think ahead and pull us through And that's because you are Invisible man [Verse 2] You must be tired from always doing what is right So get some rest It's up to us to be polite to ourselves I'll do my best [Chorus] [Solo] [Final Chorus] Invisible man You are my inspiration You're such a great guy Invisible man When times are tough I know that you Will think ahead and pull us through And that's because you are Invisible man
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10.
Unknown Love 02:33
[Verse 1] Far too long I've spent my life alone For my sins I cannot atone Burdened to die with this mark No one to save me from the dark [Chorus 1] You are my light For you I must fight Protect you from the sadness all around [Verse 2] I don't think I'm right for one so pure With my nature her joy will not endure And now I know where I need to start To get the girl I'll change what's in my heart [Chorus 2] You are my light For you, I'll do what's right I'll leave the man I used to be behind With that smile on your face All of my sadness is erased A chain of happiness I wish for all mankind
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[Intro] Another year has come and gone Today's the day that we've been waiting on And I hope things go our way Because today is a special holiday I really need to see your face We'll sit together right next to the fireplace [Verse 1] My favorite part of christmas is the gifts But one thing on my list is for me to see you And I know that I'm gonna be late I just hope that you will wait, because you know that I will too [Chorus] They say that it's thought that counts So I hope you'll think of me when the time comes around It's such a feeling when the time is near I love it when I get to say “Christmas Day Is Here!” I am coming home [Verse 2] Now Santa's finished filling up the stockings I can't wait to see you I'm at your door knockin' [Chorus] [Bridge] I am coming home for christmas! [Chorus] [Outro] We're all coming home for christmas!

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